Sid,

I wanted to take this opportunity (before the powers-that-be strip me of my unmoderated listserv privileges) to thank you all for a fabulous year. It has been my honor to serve you as President. I appreciate all of your support throughout the course of the year. This has truly been one of the best experiences of my life. Thank you for making it all possible.

Sid love forever,
Claire

-The SA presidential candidates dropped by last night. Nick “Maybe It’s Maybelline” Muscara promises to make Sid vators break down less. Good luck, buddy. Mattie “A Tad Frattie” Weingast wants to save pub from higher rents. Without Mattie in office, that’ll be fifteen bucks for that Mickey’s, friend. Patrick “I’m the Reason Why Campus is More Environmentally Friendly and Why Sid Has No More Fucking Trays” McAnaney was also present. Clear voice, good bone structure. Make your vote count sometime between this Thursday and next Wednesday.

Evan announces his decision to leave at the end of the semester. They’re dropping like flies!

Academy kids are coming next week, signups on the vator. Show them what college life is like, except, don’t. Reminder from last week: you do have to be sober to pick them up!

Claire valiantly defended our right to overeat, carry multiple plates, and pillage but the SA struck down trays last night. The sneaky bastards think we “might not notice the trays are gone when we come back from Spring Break.” Chief Justice Rob supports vigilante tray theft from this point on.

Evan Stein, beloved RA and pancake provider at NOD, will be leaving after this semester. We think that's the last one we can scare away.

They're taking our servery trays. Claire voted a "symbolic no" because "our infrastructure isn't set up" for a trayless college. This means balancing your cup, silverware and excess corn nuggets on your plate. Good luck not spilling food on yourself after happy hour.

We will have a new expensive pool table to replace the old, decrepit table we got last year. This one will have Jenny's portrait laid into the felt.

The “One of Us Wore High Heels to the Vatican, and it Wasn’t Jasmine” Minutes

Sid continues to drive away all leadership. Evan’s jumping ship at the end of the semester. Help me, Obi Wan Pascuzzi, you’re my only hope. And Corinne…it’s only a matter of time. Introduce yourself to the new coordinator before she flees.

KIPP academy kids come on 18th, signup by the vators. Remember: It’s only underage if you ask about it first. Right, Adrianne?

Evan is leaving. The RA.I.L.F will be missed dearly by all. If you have any new ideas for a new RA (some examples include: Officer 220, Mike or Melissa...) bother Claire.

The "KIPP" Camp Academy kids are coming, so somebody lock up Umberto and Gary Johnson (not in the same closet) before it's too late.

The trays are officially being taken away. Although Claire fought against it, unfortunately Sid will just have to deal with eating off of plates or Charlie Ary's abs for the rest of the year. Damn.

Congrats to Emily, Jacob, Neha for signing away the rest of spring and summer to oweek coordinator-slavery.

Our new college coordinator will hopefully be starting Monday, but then again, that’s what we told you last week…so who knows?

On February 18 from 9 am to lunch, the KIPP 6th graders will be coming to Sid so sign up at the vators to host. We will also be having an unofficial college night the same day…KIPP Kids in the Dirty South.

The new money request form is now available online, so fill one out and don’t waste anyone’s time.

H&D is considering removing trays from the serveries to save $$. But, the bonus is you also lose weight (5 pounds in a week according to Claire), so try it out for a week and report back to Claire, so she can give Sid’s opinion.

The swings are finally here in the Country Club. To keep it limited to us college students, we will be implementing a rule saying that you must be 5 ft tall to ride, or be named Connor, Paul, or Claire.

Location:
Sid Rich PDR

Next Monday, there will be a meeting for people interested in running for EC (including Socials and Historian) in the upcoming spring elections at 8:00 in the Masters’ house. Here’s your chance, writers of “Rogue Minutes.” Show Sid that you have what it takes, because we’re ready for some relief.

If you’re interested in coordinating oweek next year (aka becoming Sid’s slave for an entire summer), email Claire by Friday at 5 for your name to be considered.