Hurricane Ike aftermath:

1. The Sid laundry room is being made available to faculty and associates who are without power every day from 7 am until 2 pm. So blame any missing bras on Officer 220.
2. OC Sidizens can keep eating for free at Sid (but not other colleges) for the remainder of the week, so if you see Refugee Gary with his head wrapped in a turban, don’t be afraid.
3. Don’t send in minor work orders for your room to H&D, because they have enough to deal with this week. Just ask Kevin, he looooves helping people.
4. The Big Room Auction will be next Tuesday, September 23, after council.

Claire is pissed because everyone is leaving their clothes in the laundry room, and she’s tired of seeing you walk around Sid naked, because only she walks around naked. So if your clothes aren’t out of the laundry room every Friday by 3:00, she will steal them.

ANTH 201 students are starting a class project, and will be coming to Sid for a residential college study. When they ask you questions, just tell them how clean, friendly, and inviting Sid is. The spies’ mugshots will be posted in the lobby.

Spring ’09 Beer Bike applications will be outside Kelly’s office this Friday. Marisa says “do it.”

Families Weekend is next weekend, September 25 through 28, and Rice has tons of events planned. So take your parents to Baker Blues, or the Rugby tailgate, or the Sid TG. Talk to Rachel Mercer-Smith if you would like to help out.

Project Pumpkin (RSVP’s biggest event) is coming up soon, and there will be a bunch of cool little kids for you to play with (Humberto is not allowed). Mishal will provide dates as they are available.

Sid Powderpuff’s first game of the season is this Saturday at 5:00 at the IM fields, so come show your support…and watch girls play with girls.

According to Jess, “7th floor dangling” was the Sid tradition of the 90’s, which entailed special Sidizens being dangled from their legs over the 7th floor balcony. So, unless you want this to be you, don’t pee in stairwells, don’t break stuff, and don’t be Matt Sawyer.

Ike didn’t get Officer Tina (Turner) too bad this time. Also, RUPD has sub-stations around campus, and the closest one to Sid is at Wiess. This could make NOD extremely awkward.