Sid Retreat is happening this FRIDAY and SATURDAY nights!!  Sign up for either Friday OR Saturday by midnight tonight (Wednesday) if you want to guarantee a place to sleep (or you can just shack up with Claire).  No matter what, be there Saturday afternoon at 1:00 to discuss all that is Sid. 
For those interested, meet Thursday at 6:00pm in the commons to hash out logistical details for this Sid-tastic weekend.  Phew.
 
Congrats to Sid for pulling off another successful orc-raid and winning Sid $1000 to Best Buy.  New stacks anyone??
 
Rock the vote at lunch today for new Sid positions if you haven’t already.
 
Get your shit out of the Big Room by September 12th unless you want Jenny to throw your furniture off of seventh floor. 
 
RUPD still hasn’t figured out how to catch bike thieves.  Maybe they are just too busy responding to Sid Chief Justice calls. 
 
Free ice cream!  The Sid Fellows are having a study break in the commons tonight at 10:00.
 
Theater auditions for Private Eyes are still going on.  Come to Hamman Hall at 7:00 tonight…especially if you are a boy and if you like drama (this means you Will). 
 
New Student Rep applications are due September 9th.  Email Ryan Fleming or slide them under his door at room 401/403.
 
Check the IM sports board for sign-ups.  And if you are a freshman guy, come to flag football practice tonight at 7:00…don’t let us down freshmen.
 
If you want to organize anything important at Rice, Paige Bailey has applications (this means beer bike, homecoming, willy week).  Apply before Marisa does.
 
Jess tells amazing stories.  And if you’re roommate is crazy, they might also be a parent-killer.
 
Happy Birthday President Shorall.  You may be old, but sadly you are still short.