Tonight is Associates’ Night! Sign up on Kelly’s door if you haven’t already. Wear nice clothes, and don’t show up on a Harley. Bring $2 or 2 canned goods (not keystone) to donate.

Friday is Jailbait College Night! Don’t miss group showers, power lifting in prison, and trick-or-treating in the tower. If you don’t know what some of these mean, neither do we, so find out Friday.
And special note: Gao maybe small, but he is still angry so watch out if you dare to enter Herzstein Amp this Friday, and in general, use your best drunken judgment for all classroom drinking.

The VP’s are still stealing your laundry every Friday at 3:00 if you leave it sitting around. If you go two months without seeing your laundry, go to the nearest Goodwill and you will probably find your clothes.

Vote for your favorite pumpkin from now until Thursday lunch. The winning pumpkin will be announced during college night, and we have a prize for the carver(s).

Thank you to the RA’s for putting up with nakedness and griddle thievery after NOD. And thank you for single-handedly saving EMS fifteen calls by filling our stomachs with food—not beer.

Dear Ryan Fleming, please stop sitting in the back of the commons during council…we can’t hear anything you say.

The SA is sponsoring a Sid-Martel intercollegiate picnic this Saturday in the country club from 5:30 to 8:30. Apparently there are cool people at Martel, so go eat free dinner, drink free beer, and play with Martelians.

This Thursday at 8:30, the Socials will have smores, fire, and ghost stories in the country club.

In case you haven’t already heard, 80’s is November 15, and is need of people to host private parties. Talk to Sloane/Mayra about how they can help you make this happen.
Throwing parties = more friends.

Look for emails about Powderpuff games. If you want to stay on the “Marisas” good side, go to EVERY game…and they will love you forever.

Freshmen: come to the Masters’ house this Thursday night from 8:00-9:30 to meet the Sid Fellows and talk about your classes.

The Seniors want your money…buy Sid glassware.

Open can recycling competition starting now. Drink keystone until you can’t move…then recycle the can.

Don’t feel like wasting away on a beach this spring? Apply for Alternative Spring Break with the CIC before November 3rd…cool people, cool trips.