Freshman and sophomores interested in impacting Rice should apply for Impact Rice by 5:00 today (Wednesday).

College Night is NEXT Friday! The theme is Jailbait in the Dirty South and there will be group showers for all, so Casey says “it’s gonna be so fun.” Also, Gao got pissed at drunkards, so watch out if you’re trying drink to the word “arpha.”

RUPD has reminded us that they can give out Houston citations at Pub. Also, RUPD is apparently not especially cracking down…only 7 citations compared to 21 two years ago.

NOI (night of innocence) is happening at Sid this Saturday night (at the same time as NOD). Looking for less naked and more Disney? Root beer kegs and baked goods will be served.

Congratulations for those who participated in Rate that Restaurant (I mean Ryan Fleming) because Sid won and we will get $100 to a Hedge Hopper Restaurant.

Claire brags about beerpong (and life). She won the President’s beerpong tournament. You should congratulate her.

NOD is this Saturday night. If you want to get in, bring your Rice ID and real ID if you’re 21. No loitering and no wearing clothes that you don’t deserve to be wearing. If you loiter, Becky will spank you. Also NOD is offering “Historian” positions (aka security). And the best news of all, the RA’s will be serving pancakes in the commons from 1-3…clothing optional.

Project pumpkin has been cancelled. Apparently the little kids were tired of bring creeped out by Rice students.

The Grove (still bench-less) is being inaugurated this Friday at 5…free food.

Expect a fire alarm in the next two weeks, and for once it will actually mean something…except not fire…instead, prizes from the SMR.

Rice Night at the Museum is this Friday. Meet in the commons at 6:30 and don’t wear a t-shirt and jeans (go with a NOD costume preview instead).

People have been peeing on Sid since the beginning of time according to Jess.
Tradition continues…